iK1LLFR0GS 2017-01-26 22:07:49
once upon a time my psychiatrist had a pet frog in his office
iK1LLFR0GS 2017-01-26 22:07:55
my psychiatrist asked me a lot of annoying questions. When he asked "have you ever killed anything", i got extra annoyed
iK1LLFR0GS 2017-01-26 22:08:01
so i went to his desk, grabbed his pet frog, and removed its head, with a scissors.
iK1LLFR0GS 2017-01-26 22:08:07
then i said, "yeah, i kill stuff!"
iK1LLFR0GS 2017-01-26 22:08:12
and that was the first time i ever killed a frog
iK1LLFR0GS 2017-01-26 22:08:21
since then i have been killing frogs
iK1LLFR0GS 2017-01-26 22:08:23
i kill frogs
iK1LLFR0GS 2017-01-26 22:08:25
and in the future i intend to be killing frogs
iK1LLFR0GS 2017-01-26 22:08:29
because i kill frogs.
iK1LLFR0GS 2017-01-26 22:08:31
any questions?
